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When navigating the treacherous minefields of motherhood, one must wear gloves
impervious to toxic waste and clothing that can withstand repeated bodily fluid
saturation, but also have the strength of an army, the intelligence of a spy, and the
patience of a saint to raise a child “From Positive Test to Empty Nest.”
One bright sunny day, I was enjoying a single coveted quiet moment of motherhood,
meaning there were no dirty dishes, no laundry, no vacuuming, no bunnies flying
through the air, and no kids screaming. I should have known something was up, but
hey, I took that window of opportunity to listen to my inner self. My inner self was
saying, very loudly I might add, “I cannot possibly be the only mother in the whole
world that babbles like an idiot, talks aloud to herself, and thinks that Batman and
Zorro having a duel to the death in her living room while she scrapes peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches from the kitchen ceiling is completely normal!”
With that said, you may enter the realm of my world where children abound, bunnies
do indeed attempt flight, horses drink beer, boys think they are invincible, and chaos
is the norm.
There is so much humor to be found in the adventure they call motherhood. It goes
without saying my first memoir barely scratches the surface.
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impervious to toxic waste and clothing that can withstand repeated bodily fluid
saturation, but also have the strength of an army, the intelligence of a spy, and the
patience of a saint to raise a child “From Positive Test to Empty Nest.”
One bright sunny day, I was enjoying a single coveted quiet moment of motherhood,
meaning there were no dirty dishes, no laundry, no vacuuming, no bunnies flying
through the air, and no kids screaming. I should have known something was up, but
hey, I took that window of opportunity to listen to my inner self. My inner self was
saying, very loudly I might add, “I cannot possibly be the only mother in the whole
world that babbles like an idiot, talks aloud to herself, and thinks that Batman and
Zorro having a duel to the death in her living room while she scrapes peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches from the kitchen ceiling is completely normal!”
With that said, you may enter the realm of my world where children abound, bunnies
do indeed attempt flight, horses drink beer, boys think they are invincible, and chaos
is the norm.
There is so much humor to be found in the adventure they call motherhood. It goes
without saying my first memoir barely scratches the surface.
READ MORE
As Hope runs from the restaurant to escape the utter humiliation
of the abrupt and public end of her twenty year marriage, she
pushes though the entrance door with all her might accidently
slamming into an innocent man just outside. They go tumbling to
the ground together, Hope's legs completely entangled in his
long lean legs and her mane of brown hair fanned out over his
entire face. She knows this because she can feel his abrupt
exhales and hear him attempting to blow her hair out of his
mouth. She slowly lifts her head from his large chest and looks
into an amazing pair of smiling soft blue eyes.
With her best friend Mattie by her side, the support of her
children Sam and Timmy, and her new friends Helen, Gertie and
Philip, Hope realizes that life can be an amazing journey.
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of the abrupt and public end of her twenty year marriage, she
pushes though the entrance door with all her might accidently
slamming into an innocent man just outside. They go tumbling to
the ground together, Hope's legs completely entangled in his
long lean legs and her mane of brown hair fanned out over his
entire face. She knows this because she can feel his abrupt
exhales and hear him attempting to blow her hair out of his
mouth. She slowly lifts her head from his large chest and looks
into an amazing pair of smiling soft blue eyes.
With her best friend Mattie by her side, the support of her
children Sam and Timmy, and her new friends Helen, Gertie and
Philip, Hope realizes that life can be an amazing journey.
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When Hope's crazy, accident prone love life takes a
turn in the right direction her best friend Mattie
inadvertently comes along for the ride and finds a little
love herself.
With wedding plans going smoothly it's only a matter of
time before Mattie and Hope find themselves on some
sort of new adventure that life throws their way. Be it
torn dresses, mistaken identities, double dating
Grandmas, or simply misunderstandings, Mattie finds
that words of love should never be left unspoken.
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turn in the right direction her best friend Mattie
inadvertently comes along for the ride and finds a little
love herself.
With wedding plans going smoothly it's only a matter of
time before Mattie and Hope find themselves on some
sort of new adventure that life throws their way. Be it
torn dresses, mistaken identities, double dating
Grandmas, or simply misunderstandings, Mattie finds
that words of love should never be left unspoken.
NO LONGER AVAILABLE IN PRINT
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Welcome to the Country
a humorous look at life in the country
24 of Charity's more memorable online
humor columns of 2009 in one
hilarious page turning book.
a humorous look at life in the country
24 of Charity's more memorable online
humor columns of 2009 in one
hilarious page turning book.
Working on my new murder mystery,
it's not for the faint of heart.
I'll keep you posted.
it's not for the faint of heart.
I'll keep you posted.